November 2016: Donald Trump elected . Meme magic confirmed for working.
April 2017: Hillary Clinton sentenced to 37 years for high treason. Bush family forced into hiding.
September 2018: Great Wall of America completed "Under budget, ahead of schedule"
October 2019: The great northern wall erected. "When Canada sends their people they send Beibers, they send Krogers, they send Ted Cruzs, some I assume are good people but they elected Trudeau so we can't take a chance"
June 2020: Ellis island reopened as German refugees pour in after Germany taken over by Sharia Law. "They can come here, but they have to do so legally."
November 2020: Trump wins reelection carrying 50 out of 50 states plus Washington
June 2021: Boots on the ground in Eurabia "We will liberate them and make Europe great again"
Jan 2022: "We got her" Merkel captured in a spider hole outside Dusseldorf. To stand trial for crimes against German people.
August 2022: US forces reach the Aegean sea. Europe annexed into greater American empire
April 2022: Seige of Istanbul is successful. Constantinople reclaimed.
June 2023: Communist forces of the Democratic peoples republic of Canada launch sneak attack across lake Michigan. Chicago burns
July 2024: Toronto falls. Canada annexed. Quebecois forced to learn English. Still no Stanley Cup for Canada.
August 2024: 22nd amendment repealed
November 2024: Trump wins third term
Jan 2025: Attempted coup by Sandernista revolutionaries leads to emergency powers granted to Emperor Trump.
July 2030: Total victory against Islam reached "No longer do you have to worry about women being killed for not being covered, gays being thrown from rooftops, people being stoned. sharia law will not rule. I told you I'd do something about it and I did"
July 2035: United American Empire lands on Mars.
2037: Greater American empire split into Trumpium and the Trumpantine empire for administrative purposes, Barron Trump promoted to co-emperor
2038: Earths greatest scientists perfect immortality for emperor trump
2040: The Chinese empire falls. Trumpian forces quickly establish order
2041: All resistance wiped out Earth is united under one banner. Except Mexico. Fuck Mexico.
2060: Terra colonists arrive at Alpha Centauri
2066: The Immortal Donald achieves the title God Emperor of Mankind
3000: Humans expand to 30 star systems. Population 700 trillion "I told you we would be great again. Yuge!"
40,000: Human empire stretches across thousands of systems with Holy Terra and the immortal God emperor Trump at its center. Imperium of Trump rules forever.
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