from Borowitz

[callmeslick]

"Fuck you. Fuck all of you."

-- first draft of Trump's concession speech

[Pudfark]

Silly

[Reservoir_Dog]

"Fuck you. Fuck all of you."

-- first draft of Trump's concession speech

That guy cracks me up!

[HappyHappy]

First words when TRUMP is sworn in, "It's time to clean up this stinking mess!!!"

First words if Hillary is sworn in, "SIG HEIL!!!!!"

First words if Sanders is sworn in, "Rise Comrades!!!!"

[HappyHappy]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Pudfark]

First words when TRUMP is sworn in, "It's time to clean up this stinking mess!!!"

First words if Hillary is sworn in, "SIG HEIL!!!!!"

First words if Sanders is sworn in, "Rise Comrades!!!!"

^^^^^^^^^^

[Pudfark]

"I put my ass on the line and Vladamir putin"

-- first draft of Hillary's concession speech

Corrected for historical accuracy....

[callmeslick]

key fact you should be figuring out by the day, Trumptards:

[HappyHappy]

Give HITLERy the crown and you get HITLER with tits (small ones)