The best engine in the world

[fatman]

Is the vag. it can be started with one finger, its self lubricating, it can fit any size piston, changes its own oil every 4 weeks, the only down side is its magement system is pretty temperamental.

[Wullie]

When improperly maintained, the exhaust stinks....

[Reservoir_Dog]

That's a 200 stroke engine that runs on high octane ass and 10W30 fish oil.