BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!...
If you order your tickets within the next thirty minutes, we'll throw in two ShamWows and a Slap Chop!!
Operators are standing by!..
Sad part about Billy Carter and his beer, is that even as bad his brother, Jimmeh Cart-uh, was for a president, Barry Soetoro/BARACKHUSSEINOBAMA makes him look like a shining star.