My fearless 2013 NFL predictions.

[Pudfark]

Nope...R_D was....the first.
though, I got you marked down for an honorable mention.

[Reservoir_Dog]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ..... Pud posting in a sports forum is like Richard Simmons walking into a biker bar.

Christ, I live in Canada and I can smell Pud's vagina from here!

[callmeslick]

he displays it a lot in the other forums, too, when you think about it. Funny how he never tries to enter the Pool. And, hell, cutting and pasting is the first step of the weekly submission process!

[Reservoir_Dog]

Funny how he never tries to enter the Pool.

No self respecting Texan isn't interested in football. Football is considered a religion in Texas. Any Texan who isn't interested in football is ghay.
Thus, Pud must be considered to be ghay.

[fatman]

Oh and talking about footy the Hawks won today tying up a top two spot and a home final

[callmeslick]

Let's review, shall we? Slick commentary, sarcastic as ever, in red.....

NFC

East: Washington Redskins. The 'Skins got better in the off season with a limited draft and Kirk Cousins showed last year he can win football games. It's a super tough division, but the 'Skins come out on top.bwahahahahahahaha

North: Green Bay Packers. Picture four starving Pitt Bulls all fighting for the same scrap of meat. The Green Bay Packers still have their core and will edge out a win in the NFL's toughest division.accurate, all things considered

South: Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons went out in the off season and got themselves an elite running back. That's just not fair.don't quit your day job

West: Seattle Seahawks. A Juggernaut. An unstoppable force of nature. With or without Percy Harvin. Enough said.Ray Charles could have seen this, so little credit due

Wild Cards: San Francisco 49er's, N.Y. Giantsone out of two ain't bad

Cinderella team: Detroit Lionsthe pumpkin appeared in the snow of Philly

Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Chicago Bearsno that would be the Washington Redskins, for a host of reasons

Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: Arizona Cardinals. Good luck with that whole Carson Palmer thing. And thank you in advance for the 12 wins I'm going to get in my Pick 'em league.... betting against you!not all that bad. Not as ugly as the Skins, for instance.


AFC

East: New England Patriots. A dynasty in decline. But they play in the softest division in football and are handed 6 wins before the season even starts. How can they not win the East?despite doing their damnedest to lose the entire starting lineup, no less.

North: Baltimore Ravens. Lost some key players in the off season, but they're the reigning champs. Gotta go with them.maybe

South: Houston Texans. Excellent team, but not very deep. If the starters can stay healthy the sky is the limit.the sky? They're lucky there is a floor

West: Denver Broncos. Weakest strength of schedule in the NFL for the second year in a row. How can they not win the West?you're on a roll now!

Wild Cards: Cinncinatti Bengals, Indianapolis Coltswell, kinda.....

Cinderella team: Kansas City Chiefssaves your whole card!

Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot: Miami Dolphinsyou overlooked the Redskins, again.

Lucy! You got some explaining to do!: Jacksonville Jaguars / Oakland Raiders. If you added these two teams together you still wouldn't have a decent arena league team!Oakland would take this, were it not for Houston


NFC Championship game: Atlanta Falcons vs. Seattle Seahawks

AFC Championship game: Houston Texans vs. Denver Broncos

Super Bowl: Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawksaafter all is said and done, this might be right

[Reservoir_Dog]

Team with the best chance to make me look like a complete idiot:.....

I think you miss the whole meaning behind this.