for Fox News viewers, especially

[callmeslick]

that's all anyone seems to see in folks like you. Small men with small privates, trying to act tough. Yee-haw!!

[Pudfark]

Sure sounds...like yer trying to 'measure' up..Slick?

Old Pudfark sez: " Nuthin funnier than some little guy, waltzing around with an empty holster...'holding himself out' and declaring.....he's better armed.."