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Re: Remember in November
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:48 pm
by Pudfark
This will be a bit more timely in November.......
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:22 pm
by Wullie
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:47 pm
by Pudfark
Ya know Wullie.....The biggest problem in politics? When the politicians found it easier to buy a vote, than to earn the peoples respect and be trusted with their vote.... Proof of that lies within these forums. Slick's shilling for the "vote buyers".
Old Pudfark sez: " Not For Sale "
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:50 pm
by ruggbutt
So people who are on the government tit are allowed to have cell phones now? When they start the "people on the government tit who need 52" LCD TV's" sign me the fuck up.
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:57 pm
by Pudfark
Them there/their gubment T.V.'s only get MSNBC and CNN....maybe, logo....
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:25 pm
by Wullie
In the ongoing CBS NEWS POLL "RATE THE POTUS"
He's not shining too brightly.
Obama's Overall Job as President
A:
6.28%
B:
4.03%
C:
3.69%
D:
22.25%
F:
63.76%
In most of the rest of the categories he rates even worse. LOL
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:18 am
by Pudfark
Old Pudfark sez: " Yup, that's the grade he earned....but, not the one he should be given...R.I.N. " Remember In November
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:07 pm
by Pudfark
Broke California Cities Target Cop Shops
http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2010 ... latestnews
Out of control spending by government leads to this.....
I wonder if they would ration health care before the security of our country?
Remember that in November
Old Pudfark sez: " Is that like putting the cart before the horse or the horse before the train ? "
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:25 am
by fatman
Sorry but i had to laugh at that seems kind of obtuse
Re: Remember in November
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:24 pm
by Pudfark
fatman wrote:
Sorry but i had to laugh at that seems kind of obtuse
Here is a little story for the obtuse.....When your wife and teenage daughter are gang raped by seven young black men in your living room, in front of you and your teenage son, because you are tied up and duct taped....It redefines obtuse. I was assigned to an area 15 miles away and I was the closest unit available...and I was in the fourth largest city in this country....What do you say to those people? "Sorry but I had to laugh at that seems kind of obtuse".... Go ahead and laugh and I hope it never happens to you.....it destroyed them.