A Complete Waste of Space

Buzz, you've always had the advantage of altitude...
Mine, was always location...

Here's a respectful word to R_D:
I don't believe anything is funny about your situation.
You certainly didn't make it, though you do choose to reside with in it.
I've scrapped more palatable stuff off the bottom of my boot...than Piers Morgan.
What get's me? Morgan knew the value of being "from here"...so he did (selfishly imigrate).
Which proves? Sorta what Soapy said about him...once a cuntard always a cuntard, words to that effect.

Location? You live in the desert. Only fit for snakes and lizards.

So...that means the boat and the dock, I'm looking at?
Ain't there.

A dock in the middle of a desert.

You said you have the location over me. Maybe for you, but Texas is so far down the list of states i'd live in it's comical. I have no interest in anyplace under 8000ft with 11,000ft being much better. Also, any temp over 60 degrees is a heat wave to me.

Mountains Pud. If i'm not in them i'm miserable.

I get that, Buzz.
My family has a place in NM at 9000', is a our "summer vacation" place...Cabin was built in 1946. I haven't been there in a few years....maybe this coming year.