Tomorrows Executive Mandate on Gun Control

[Barfly]

To stay in form, I stole all the individual words and just rearranged em, so it's not mine, you can have it

The script was actually sourced from an ancient oxy tablet I found just lying out in the open, near a local pill-farm here in Florida. written in Latin, of course, because there's so many Latins speaking Latin down here....

"Vos non, tamen vos sumo non ut".. Barflicutus, 2 B.B.C."

I think BBC means, "Before Black Christ", or some such nonsense.

edit: it could have been the infamous Barfligula, who was known to scribble posts with barely hidden nuggets of profane ambi-sexual innuendo. Which even Zoolander would figure out.... (edit).. but baffles the scientists in residence at ACWOS....

[Pudfark]

Thank You...I are honored.

[callmeslick]

well, second day in, and to date exactly ZERO specifics about Obama's proposals. Thus, I will presume that Pud is OK with all provisions, and just had a bit of Obama hate aimed at the source. Not exactly some sweeping, terrible mandate, huh, Pud? Which, if you will recall, is exactly what I suggested was going to be the case. Just basic, commonsense ideas attempting to address a very real problem. Likely to completely fix the problem? Of course not, nothing ever would. Likely to change the reality fast? Nope, again. Just a couple of reasonable guys, presenting reasonable solutions, to a nation that wanted just that.
Well done, Joe, and now let's watch the President mobilize his troops(supporters nationwide) in the online army to put Congress to work. I'll bet, right here, that his 5,000,000 active supporters will trump the NRA and their half-million members. And, it might well not be as close, or partial, a victory in the Congress as one might think.......

[Pudfark]

Now...Slick it ain't a "mandate"...it's a "dance card"...even Barney didn't sign on.

[Pudfark]

Aw...come on Slick...B.O. & Joe are counting on you to do yer part here...

Giving you, the benefit of the doubt?
You may have pm'd them...something to the effect of?
"Shit! ...they're on to us"...

[callmeslick]

still nothing.....

[Pudfark]

Again Slick....
When there's nothing in the pot.
There's nothing to "plunge"...
For certain...at the "Whiteout House".

[Pudfark]

Here's a little something from my general area.
Local.

http://www.tylerpaper.com/article/20130 ... 3/-1/RSS01

[callmeslick]

fascinating. Well, not really, but I'm trying to throw you a bone.

[Pudfark]

I was just throwing you...a little color on the local view...