A Complete Waste of Space

callmeslick wrote:You have to see ALL of this crap now, don't you?

Yup.

callmeslick wrote:And to think, you are me, and so is Chipz.

On the plus side, I can ban all of us with only one click.

and, yet I cannot. That will just confuse the bejeepers out of some folks.

Sad that the keepers of this message board gave a retard like you power of any kind.

Reservoir_Dog wrote:

callmeslick wrote:You have to see ALL of this crap now, don't you?

Yup.

callmeslick wrote:And to think, you are me, and so is Chipz.

On the plus side, I can ban all of us with only one click.

HappyHappy wrote:Sad that the keepers of this message board gave a retard like you power of any kind.

Followed by:

Saw Buddy Hackett one evening at the Hampton Beach Casino.
He really sucked, I mean REALLY SUCKED.

But he did a few humorous WWII London Whore stories
and the Yellow Prick Toad story. He was not funny
but that was so funny it got past his lame ass attitude.

BUT he was a good man, a gun owner and a REPUBLICAN.

"So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest, kind of pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown or green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.

Any way ... this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother, like you do, and he begs her; "Fairy Godmother please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such."

The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're green."

The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow.

He says to the Fairy Godmother "Wait a minute; my meat & two veg are still yellow."

To this the Fairy Godmother said, "I don't do willies, go and see the Wizard Of Oz for that.

The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There also happens to be a purple bear wandering around in the very same forest, must be one of them enchanted forests and he encounters the very same Fairy Godmother.

He implores her; "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off."

She being a nice Fairy Godmother, takes out her magic wand and says, "You're brown."

The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the old twig and berries, they remain purple.

He says, "What about my wedding tackle, they're still purple!

She says, "I don't do genitals, you will have to see the Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies, "Well that's just dandy but how do I find the Wizard of Oz?"

The Fairy Godmother answers; "That's easy, just follow the yellow prick toad."

HappyHappy wrote:Sad that the keepers of this message board gave a retard like you power of any kind.

Look at all the power I have! And I'm not even a gun owner!

a canadian with a tub of boy butter....ain't power.

Reservoir_Dog wrote:

HappyHappy wrote:Sad that the keepers of this message board gave a retard like you power of any kind.

Look at all the power I have! And I'm not even a gun owner!

I think these two idiots think that you were merely made a moderator or something.

Power

Here's a little perception fer ya.....nobody gives a shit...other'n them what think they have it...think 'Hillary'.