Buzz was walking across campus when Happy rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a great bike?", asked Buzz.
Happy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.''
Buzz nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
True Story
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Reservoir_Dog
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Re: True Story
Like you've ever been on a campus.... 
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Like they have a campus in your frozen tundra.
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Reservoir_Dog
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Re: True Story
Some of the best in the world.
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What do they teach?
Igloo construction.
Igloo construction.
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Wullie
Re: True Story
And seal clubbing 101bearkiller wrote:What do they teach?
Igloo construction.
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Reservoir_Dog
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Re: True Story
Where's UB6 when you need him!
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UB6 doesn't claim you as a countryman.Reservoir_Dog wrote:Where's UB6 when you need him!
