The best "I can't come to work today" line I've ever heard!
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:39 pm
The phone rings......
Me: "Hello."
Him: "It's Tucker. I can't come in today. I'm sick."
Me: "How sick are you?"
Him: "Well, I'm fucking my sister right now. Is that sick enough for you?"
Me: "I'll see you tomorrow."
I laughed for half an hour after I got off the phone.
Me: "Hello."
Him: "It's Tucker. I can't come in today. I'm sick."
Me: "How sick are you?"
Him: "Well, I'm fucking my sister right now. Is that sick enough for you?"
Me: "I'll see you tomorrow."
I laughed for half an hour after I got off the phone.