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Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:05 pm
by Pudfark
My sincerest apologies to Wullie & Buzz... :(

Clinton Technique: "Grab that bitch by the ears and jam yer ramrod down the muzzle repeatedly, really pack that load...pull the ramrod out in a hurry, just before that load goes off.....exclaim "he-he-he " and say " now, light my cigar...bitch."

Obama Technique: "Grab that muzzle, pour that bullshit down the barrel, carefully, ramrod that rhetoric wrapped ball until it's seated....aim carefully at the Public....two years later, declare a misfire and blame the GOP."

Old Pudfark sez: " It's a weapon in the right hands, a disaster in the wrong hands.... "

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:11 pm
by Daiichidoku
Dubya technique: Where's Muzzle? Aint on the map....

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:31 pm
by Buzz
I approve this thread.

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:15 pm
by Pudfark
Thank You Buzz, that is meaningful... :D

Obviously, Daii has had one to many....go off in his face... :roll:

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:20 pm
by Daiichidoku
Pudfark wrote:Obviously, Daii has had one to many....go off in his face... :roll:
is the pause in there to draw breath, or a reflection of your "speed of thought"?

Buzz has lots of bananas left over that sgt loser didn't fancy, maybe you can take the bunch?

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:29 pm
by Pudfark
Nope, it was solely for your benefit....

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:38 pm
by Daiichidoku
ad infinitum :roll:

Re: Obama, Clinton and Muzzle Loading Techniques

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:33 pm
by Pudfark
sounds like the latin word for "sputum"... ;)