A Complete Waste of Space

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Much more realistic than the usual version!

Daii's here all week. Try the veal.

Sounds like a Mexican to me