I blame Obama

[fatman]

USPS has seriously dropped the ball since Obama has taken over check this out, now keep in mind the guarenteed delivery date

Guaranteed Delivery Date: December 20, 2010
Class: Express Mail International®
Status: Delivered Abroad

Your item was delivered in AUSTRALIA at 5:29 am on December 30, 2010.
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Detailed Results:
Bullet Delivered Abroad, December 30, 2010, 5:29 am, AUSTRALIA
Bullet At Foreign Delivery Unit, December 29, 2010, 7:52 pm, AUSTRALIA
Bullet Out of Foreign Customs, December 29, 2010, 12:45 pm, AUSTRALIA
Bullet Into Foreign Customs, December 29, 2010, 12:38 pm, AUSTRALIA
Bullet Arrived Abroad, December 29, 2010, 12:37 pm, AUSTRALIA
Bullet International Dispatch, December 11, 2010, 4:21 pm, ISC CHICAGO IL (USPS)
Bullet Arrival
Bullet Electronic Shipping Info Received, December 11, 2010
Bullet Processed through Sort Facility, December 10, 2010, 5:50 pm, FOX VALLEY, IL 60599
Bullet Acceptance, December 10, 2010, 5:44 pm, NAPERVILLE, IL 60540

[Wullie]

We can look forward to performance even more stellar with our new health care.

[Pudfark]

Not to worry Fatman.....us taxpayers gave USPS another 8 billion to make sure ya got yer shit on time....
Slick can supply the particulars and excuses that go along with "late delivery".....He's an "expurt".....

[Pudfark]

Hey fatman.....did ya ever get yer stuff?

[fatman]

Yeah mate and im ecstatic with it i got my screen worn shirt from Dexter, its the trinity killler aka John Lithgow from the dirty harry episode in season 4. And its funny i put it on and i feel and urge to kill