A Complete Waste of Space

Im enjoying it so far my sweetheart Sophie is getting some screen time , and as for her dress its a bit meh she should have worn what Pippa's wearing that one awesome dress

i'll wait for the leaked wedding night Vid instead

I'd sooner get a stick in the only eye I have left.

Faggots.

I went into to work to do overtime to avoid it, but it was all over the screens on the call floor. So I had to spend a lot of time away from my desk

Will they post sex tapes?

I have had Kate and her sister, at the same time.

I woke up for work on Friday morning to the sound of a heavenly choir singing hymns. I figured that I must have died in my sleep and I was on my way to the rapture.
Turns out it was just Chipz in the next room watching that silly wedding.
Oh well.