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Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:42 pm
by Pudfark
Horse Semen Shots a Hit With Kiwi Connoisseurs

Shots of horse-semen have reportedly become a hit in New Zealand this month as the country celebrates its 14th annual Monteith's Beer and Wild Food Challenge.

Chef Jason Varley of Wellington's Green Man Pub is topping his dish of seared Asian duck and paua spring rolls with a shot of Hoihoi tatea, better known in laymen's terms as horse semen. The drink was unveiled on June 3, and will only be served for a month during the festival, according to the pub's Facebook page.
Varley told The Dominion Post that the concoction was most popular amongst his lady customers and admits to having tried some himself, describing the taste as "like custard."
And he's not the first to serve it up, the newspaper reports that it previously appeared at the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival, and chef's pay around $15 per shot of the ingredient, which is legal to be sold for consumption as far as the New Zealand Food Standards Authority is concerned.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/06/ ... z1QL0fGjAH

Old Pudfark sez: " When goat roping and sheep shagging don't cut the mustard....be sure to try the horse semen....cuz it tastes like custard.... "

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:58 pm
by callmeslick
I, for one, cannot wait to hear the Aussie commentary on this one........ :lol:

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:40 pm
by Pudfark
Hey Fats....when ya get around to reading this post... ;)
Inquiring minds?
Would like to know?
Does it really taste like custard?
Or?
More like "whipped cream"? :lol:

Edit...

I had one more question...
Is it all bottled?
Or?
Can you get it "draft".... :lol:

Old Pudfark sez: " Does it cum... homogenized or pastyereyes ? "

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:14 pm
by fatman
You guys do realise that New Zealand is like a whole other country with like a whole sea between us a see that right now just doesnt seem large enough :shock: However i do like this
was most popular amongst his lady customers
what the hell its only a 4 hour plane ride

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:16 pm
by fatman
And come to think aboot it i thinks its a titor :D

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1803&p=15787&hilit=semen#p15787

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:54 am
by Pudfark
Yeah, I know it's only in the region...AUS/NZ...still, it is weird funny though...
You could make a fortune importing it to Washington D.C....cuz damn near everybody there sux and
most swallow.... 8-) 8-)

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:12 am
by callmeslick
fatman wrote:You guys do realise that New Zealand is like a whole other country with like a whole sea between us
well, at least ONE of us does.....hence, I wanted to hear your take on it, given the longstanding relationship between Australians and New Zealanders... :D

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:45 am
by fatman
Well Slick i wouldnt have expected it off them they usually have a bit more class than that, maybe those pitcairn islanders or one of the countries off our northern coast

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:02 pm
by callmeslick
fatman wrote:Well Slick i wouldnt have expected it off them they usually have a bit more class than that,

like, they would consume semen, but would have dressed it up a bit more?

Re: Fer the Fatman...

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:46 pm
by HappyHappy
Hmmmm, they tired of sheep semen?

HH