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Rumor has it?

Perry is burning down Texas...to create construction jobs...funded by insurance companies...
to enhance his election chances.....

Old Pudfark sez: " Dem's need to pray fer rain... "

On a serious note:
The smoke around here is getting pretty bad...fire to the north and east, now reported to the south...
Will be sandbagging the outhouse...if'n the wind changes....
Breaking out the beer later...so's we can wet down the roof....
That's pretty much all we can do here...other, than hang a goat on the clothesline....

speaking of praying for rain, that seems to have not worked for Perry thus far.....

Pudfark wrote:Rumor has it?

Perry is burning down Texas...to create construction jobs...funded by insurance companies...
to enhance his election chances.....

Hmm i thought it was the fags
But seriously i feel your pain buddy bushfires to suck some major ass, i wont forget the morning we woke up and we were covered in ash it was even in the swags it burned about 1.5km away and we didnt even know it, and the amount of rain we have had this year we might be in for a big season with all the fresh growth its got me a tad concerned.
And Puddy where in Texas are you im heading to Austine next november for the formula 1

callmeslick wrote:speaking of praying for rain, that seems to have not worked for Perry thus far.....

not true at all. there has been plenty of rain. he just wasn't specific with his location

http://ticc.tamu.edu/Response/FireActivity/default.aspx

I stayz..halfway between Shreveport and Dallas...in that little area,vicinity of Tyler, Tx.. not yet consumed by fire...

Hey fats...I'm about 3 hours from Austin, Tx...if'n that's whut you meant? And if'n it is? Fer shure, I'd skeddadle on over and buy ya a proper "Longneck"...I bet, I could talk Wullie into it to....he's about the same distance...

Old Pudfark sez: " The goat quit wiggling just after midnight....Momma sez I put to much garlic in the rub...No rain forecast fer the next week....the hummingbirds are forming up for "flash mob" attacks on my feeders....end of "sitrep"... "

Request:

Slick...please send Pelosi?
Everbody knows?
She leaves puddles...everywhere she's been.

Thanx.....

Request:

Slick...please send Pelosi?
Everbody knows?
She leaves puddles...everywhere she's been.

Thanx.....

Around these parts we call that one a "Grand Slam".

Good one Pud...

HH

Good News:
The fires are now coming under control....

Big Thanks to:
Slick, fer sending "Air Pelosi"...the DC-10 that drops "retardent"....

Bad News:
Not much market for pine smoked Goat Jerky...

Old Pudfark sez: " At least, the shitter smells a little better now... "

From What I hear, this Perry guy must be related to HH.

Soapy wrote:From What I hear, this Perry guy must be related to HH.

You heard...pretty much...correctly...though, HH is an avowed atheist...
Perry is a believer in divine intervention...
Me personally, I believe in lightening...not, Perry.