Stock Market Tip fer Soapy

[Pudfark]

It would seem?
Now would be a great time to?
Buy stock in Toilet Paper..or at least stock up on it...

Sell-by dates to be scrapped to cut food waste

Food sell-by dates are to be removed in a bid to cut waste and save shoppers money, ministers have announced.

The UK throws away £12bn of edible food each year and critics say confusing packaging is partly to blame.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14925046

Old Pudfark sez: " The mere thought about this...just gives me the red ass... "

[Soapy]

Not only will I buy shares, but I'm also stocking up on TP which is past it's sell by date