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Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:08 pm
by Pudfark
Yup, that's right...If'n you're an Aussie?
Ya gots three choices fer gender...
Them that is...
Them that ain't...
Them what wants to be...

Australian Passport Gender Options: 'Transgender' Will Be Included

CANBERRA, Australia — Australian passports will now have three gender options – male, female and indeterminate – under new guidelines to remove discrimination against transgender people, the government said Thursday.

Old Pudfark sez: " Eeenie...Meenie...Miny...Moe...catch an Aussie by the toe...If he,she or it hollers?...Let'm go... "

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:15 pm
by Pudfark
The SPCA has now announced:

"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:53 pm
by CUDA
Kindergarten Cop wrote:Boy's have Penis, Girls have a Vagina
:mrgreen:

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:42 pm
by Soapy
Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:

"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper 8-)

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:56 pm
by fatman
Well guess what my next passport will be :D

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:50 pm
by Pudfark
fatman wrote:Well guess what my next passport will be :D
Let's see?
Hmmm, given your affinity for the fairer flesh?
Further, Hmmm, Soapy and Sniper say the sheep are safe.....
Therefore, leaving only one option for ewe....
I'd say "Male"...

Old Pudfark sez: " While yer visiting next year Fats? Please abstain from our sheep...as our economy can't handle no more Highbred's.... "

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:56 pm
by Sniper-690
Soapy wrote:
Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:

"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper 8-)
I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one. 8-)

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:22 pm
by Pudfark
Sniper-690 wrote:
Soapy wrote:
Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:

"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper 8-)
I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one. 8-)
Oh...I get it... ;) ...Soapy was busy, tip toeing through the tulips...cuz he don't like'm hot n sweaty.... :lol:

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:22 am
by Soapy
Sniper-690 wrote:
Soapy wrote:
Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:

"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper 8-)
I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one. 8-)
I remember that well, you ran fast and got the good looking one, I walked slow and shagged all of the rest of them :)

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:37 pm
by Pudfark
"I remember that well, you ran fast and got the good looking one, I walked slow and shagged all of the rest of them :) "

Woolie Bully... :lol: