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Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:08 pm
by Pudfark
Yup, that's right...If'n you're an Aussie?
Ya gots three choices fer gender...
Them that is...
Them that ain't...
Them what wants to be...
Australian Passport Gender Options: 'Transgender' Will Be Included
CANBERRA, Australia — Australian passports will now have three gender options – male, female and indeterminate – under new guidelines to remove discrimination against transgender people, the government said Thursday.
Old Pudfark sez: " Eeenie...Meenie...Miny...Moe...catch an Aussie by the toe...If he,she or it hollers?...Let'm go... "
Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:15 pm
by Pudfark
The SPCA has now announced:
"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:53 pm
by CUDA
Kindergarten Cop wrote:Boy's have Penis, Girls have a Vagina

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:42 pm
by Soapy
Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:
"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:56 pm
by fatman
Well guess what my next passport will be

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:50 pm
by Pudfark
fatman wrote:Well guess what my next passport will be

Let's see?
Hmmm, given your affinity for the fairer flesh?
Further, Hmmm, Soapy and Sniper say the sheep are safe.....
Therefore, leaving only one option for ewe....
I'd say "Male"...
Old Pudfark sez: " While yer visiting next year Fats? Please abstain from our sheep...as our economy can't handle no more Highbred's.... "
Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:56 pm
by Sniper-690
Soapy wrote:Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:
"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper

I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one.

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:22 pm
by Pudfark
Sniper-690 wrote:Soapy wrote:Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:
"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper

I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one.

Oh...I get it...

...Soapy was busy, tip toeing through the tulips...cuz he don't like'm hot n sweaty....

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:22 am
by Soapy
Sniper-690 wrote:Soapy wrote:Pudfark wrote:The SPCA has now announced:
"Australian sheep have a two out of three chance to avoid assault"
2 of them are me and Sniper

I remember the first time I was in a field full of sheep with Soapy, I started running towards them he asked what was going on, I said there is no way I am getting an ugly one.

I remember that well, you ran fast and got the good looking one, I walked slow and shagged all of the rest of them

Re: Rock...Scissors...Paper...
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:37 pm
by Pudfark
"I remember that well, you ran fast and got the good looking one, I walked slow and shagged all of the rest of them

"
Woolie Bully...
