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I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
Well, I have done something about it:
A couple of nights ago I was out for a few Christmas drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice claret; but knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and am not sure where I found it.

Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 13% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 87% are caused by assholes who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, and eat yogurt and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than six times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being...

Reservoir_Dog wrote:I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
Well, I have done something about it:
A couple of nights ago I was out for a few Christmas drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice claret; but knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and am not sure where I found it.