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A zombie question
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:29 am
by fatman
So december 21 will soon be fast approaching and since i have a flat roof, 55,000lt of water in the backyard and will have some food stocks, and a bit of ammo im pretty certain that i will survive the start of the zombie apocolypse now my question is where do we stand on sex with zombies can it be done without getting infected or will i have to dinger up and hope for the best?
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:22 pm
by Sniper-690
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:51 pm
by Pudfark
"Once ya get past the stink...it's all good"....so, I heard one time......
Further reflections.....are ya pitching or catching?
Why would I ask?
Post "mortem lividity".
They don't call'm a "stiff" fer nothin......
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:47 am
by fatman
So you did throw a leg over that sex change bloke
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:37 pm
by Sniper-690
fatman wrote:
So you did throw a leg over that sex change bloke
Nope, Soapy had a go then warned me off.
Apparently they were at it doggy style and the sex change bloke forgot and asked Soapy for a reach around.
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:02 am
by Soapy
Yea, the cheeky bastard..I have arthritis
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:24 pm
by Pudfark
Ya may need a dab more glycerin in yer soap....
Re: A zombie question
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:01 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
I know a chick that really digs zombie sex!
