A Complete Waste of Space

So yesterday morning i put some non existant one direction tickets up for sale on gumtree at face value at the current count i have 56 emails but my mate has had a few hundred phone calls and text messages mostly from teenage girls end result the phone is turned off, now i have to wait for the blow back not sure what he is going to do to me.
And i would highly suggest you guys try the same on craigslist

Sounds interesting with all them calls.....
However...sigh....my monitor screen and "hers" are side by side....
I think...I'll just send her a dirty email....woohoo

Yup here i thought it was going to be a joke but thanks to some awesome parenting skills he now has kiddie porn on his phone one teen sent him a pic and a suggestion of meeting to try and secure a ticket. My faith in humanity just died a little