And they say sharks dont like humans

[fatman]

So this shark already ate half the body then dragged the other half off, all those missing swimmers presumed drowned not likely. We also had a scuba diver last week just outside the heads that up and dissapeared like her diving partner turned around and she was gone they found some gear that showed some damage and they said that she drowned and a shark didnt kill her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18840324

[Pudfark]

Seems that "Murphy's Law" is still applicable.
The "Darwin Awards" as well.

Had a friend of mine, who took a small aircraft ride....around Galveston.
The pilot was flying low...to show him the folks out "wade fishing" and
what was swimming around them, that they were unaware of....?

He said he saw so many "small" sharks that he would never so much as get
his feet wet in the ocean ever again....a rule he still follows to this day.

He owns a bar.