A Complete Waste of Space

This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but
you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork
unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist.
You probably are a Muslim

Admit it..... you added number 10.

Actually, I didn't.
However, if it were not there...I would'a

actually Foxworthy said none of those, Res.

callmeslick wrote:actually Foxworthy said none of those, Res.

I figured. Foxworthy doesn't play the Muslim card.
Given the proper syntax, I figure Pud copy and pasted it from an e-mail he got.

bingo

Never said I didn't....and to use yer favorite tactic?
Prove, I did....

Then we can all celebrate and be friends....