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@Barfly
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:21 pm
by Pudfark
A Presidents Day Gift...for ya
"Since I be votin’ for Obama, my taxes be gone up, my employer stopped offerin' health insurance, and my guns be taken away."
Damn you, George Bush.
Re: @Barfly
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:38 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
That's kind of funny.
Did one of your slaves write that?
Re: @Barfly
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:58 pm
by Pudfark
No...my slaves vote conservative...next election, they gonna vote several times.
Re: @Barfly
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:59 pm
by Barfly
Aww, thanks Pud!
In honor of our Queen Bee, Obama, who is attempting to cure us of our insanity, by removing our humanity. I wrote ya a little poem; a no-em for progressives inside the hive, or those who think they're there but don't really know 'im. Or it. Or mebbe it's just a prayer....
"Dear Master, please free me from my material obsessions,
and encourage me to adopt your ideas of enlightened Progression,
We pray for you to relieve us from our human defects,
and allow us to live like perfect insects,
Bee good, Bee fair, submit, carry Progressive pollen in your hair,
and we'll all get there.
A-man"
In addition, an educational link on the development of the honey bee ("nature's little communist"), and they likes for the honey....
http://asilearnit.tumblr.com/post/54920 ... sts-part-1
Re: @Barfly
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:27 pm
by Pudfark
Poetic nectar...I got a buzz from it...TY
