A Complete Waste of Space

The stats are in!
The United States of America now leads all other counties in the number of people killed by lawnmowers!
The American south, fuck yeah!

Hey bubba watch this

He's just jealous because in Canada they are still using sheep and it's taking away from his quaity time when the are cutting the grass

CUDA wrote:He's just jealous because in Canada they are still using sheep and it's taking away from his quaity time when the are cutting the grass

I hear they copied the NZ practice of marking the Ewes that kick with a red "X".
That makes for safer mowing

HH

fatman wrote:Hey bubba watch this

It should be mandatory to have that on every headstone south of Ohio.

How in the hell....can ya attach a "beer holder" to a sheep?
R_D, does Velcro work?

On my "Craftsman" riding mower....I just screwed them "beer holders" on?
R_D, will that work on a sheep? Or, do they "bolt"?

True story this...no lie... Momma and I wuz going to the store the other day...and we gotta cross a couple of bridges over the lake...to get there. What did we see? The cops on the bridge, lights flashing...and they had an old dude pulled over on a riding lawn mower and was writing...what seemed to be....a pile of tickets...no shit. For the last five years...I've thought...that the old fart I saw painting a chain link fence (silver) with a "paint roller" and pan....was the goofiest thing I ever saw..... Maybe not?

You have a valid point and observation...R_D. If'n you were to live down here? You'd bust a gut laughing.....I do.

You know, sometimes I wonder if Pud's period key is just a worn out hole on his keyboard.

And if he has A.D.D.

Funny you should mention my keyboard....My brand spanking new Corsair K70 "Cherry MX Red" just arrived this afternoon....It's one of them fancy "mechanical" keyboards and it's slicker than deer guts on a door knob. This thing can throw out "periods" faster than a "Nunnery" .............................................. ............................................................................................................................ Whoa...Nellie