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Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:28 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!
I'm such a stud now!

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:37 pm
by Pudfark
Nice looking scooter, congrats!
However, the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:41 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Pudfark wrote:the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...
.... Yeah, on my lap. Sitting backwards. Topless.

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:23 pm
by HappyHappy
Reservoir_Dog wrote:Pudfark wrote:the only thing the "hotties" are gonna wanna sit on is the bike...
.... Yeah, on my lap. Sitting backwards. Topless.

You would prefer your man that way?
LMAO, Callmeshit would happily oblige you!
HH
Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:57 am
by ChipznBeer
Reservoir_Dog wrote:Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!

Well hopefully not in a car/bike wreck sort of way!

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:38 pm
by HappyHappy
ChipznBeer wrote:Reservoir_Dog wrote:Just got back from buying this.
All the young hotties are going to be all over me!

Well hopefully not in a car/bike wreck sort of way!

Preferrably a cement truck head on
HH
Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:01 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
HappyHappy wrote:Preferrably a cement truck head on

Your jealousy demeans you.
I'll be dripping with hot bitches while you're at home fapping to pictures of Richard Nixon.

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:22 pm
by callmeslick
Reservoir_Dog wrote:HappyHappy wrote:Preferrably a cement truck head on

Your jealousy demeans you.
oh, come on Res.....at this point, what could that moron say that could POSSIBLY demean him further? That's like telling vermin that flatulance would demean them, or something like that...
I'll be dripping with hot bitches while you're at home fapping to pictures of Richard Nixon.

now THAT is demeaning to Richard Nixon, to be sure.

Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:29 pm
by HappyHappy
I got to admit Callmeshit, you and your pet Chimp are doing your best to drive people away.
I will stay till the end, just for you.
Trust me on one thing, you are pure hate, no substance.
HH
Re: Midlife crisis here I come!
Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:33 pm
by Reservoir_Dog