Florida police release sketch of serial urinator

[Pudfark]

http://video.foxnews.com/v/337244971000 ... show-clips

There's a very brief commercial...before the "sketch" is shown. The suspect is a known avid golfer and liar.....He could, now, appear a little older.... as the sketch is somewhat dated.

Old Pudfark sez: " This should not be confused with our own (R_D) cereal surreal urinator... "

[callmeslick]

slow news day, I see...........

[Reservoir_Dog]

It's all Obama's fault.

[Pudfark]

It's all Obama's fault.

Glad ya enjoyed the short vid and finally guessed.....rite/right/write.

[Reservoir_Dog]

Glad ya enjoyed the short vid and finally guessed.....rite/right/write.

Actually, the vid was semi professional crap.
I just figure it's the same dude who pissed on the Alamo.

[Pudfark]

Well the "Alamo-de" turd...is gonna get 18 months of "golden showers" and anal intercourse in the Texas Dept. of Corrections....that's how justice is "served" here.

Old Pudfark sez: " Ahem! ya forgot to mention the ass whippings he's gonna get on a daily basis...fer the next year and a half... "

[Reservoir_Dog]

Ya gotta love Tex-ass.
Murderers, rapists, drug dealers, child molesters, kidnappers, wife beaters ..... get off scott free.
But take a piss on a brick wall! Holy shit! Dude, you are going down! And you're going down hard!

[Pudfark]

It's been said about the Texas Prison System....That some folks arrive "whole" and when they "come" out, they leave hole.

C'mon down R_D and pee on a fire hydrant...experience some of that "structured" hospitality?

Then ya can change yer name.....to....."Corn_Dog" or "C_D" fer short.........

[Reservoir_Dog]

I hear so many Mexicans have pissed on the Alamo that you could build a moat around it and bottle cerveza with what fills it.

[Pudfark]

C'mon down fer that Corn_Dog...if'n that ain't "filling" enough?
Ya can always have yer "salad tossed"...until it looks like a frito pie...onions are extra.