A Complete Waste of Space

Today as I walked home from work, I saw a beggar on the street. This dude had holes in the holes in his trousers. His beard had the remnants of soup and bread from the night kitchens. His eyes were glazed with cheap booze and sleeping rough in winter.

I really felt sorry for him, and considered giving him some money to perhaps alleviate his despair, but, then I realised that my charity might actually make his situation worse.

You see, he had a sign written on some cardboard which read :

"Will befriend Pudfark for food!"

So I ignored him and moved on.

The next beggar had a similar sign, on the same old cardboard in the same old print.

"Will call Pudfark an asshole for free"

So I donated generously to him because on principle, he was an honest beggar and was not asking for anything but the truth.

Pud will be along later. He had detention today and had to stay at the Junior High School a bit late.














and, you know, the more I think of it, that is the root problem with that moron. He's not simply dumb as a brick, and willing to bravely place his stupidity, daily, in a public forum for display. It's the juvenile behavior that annoys me. Calling people names, and when confronted, says "They started it!!". Honestly, is this third grade? Repeating the same lines over and over. Once again, shades of a poorly educated and raised 9 year old. Crude sexual comments, worthy of a 10 year old. That's the crux of the issue: most who come here, and have come here over the years, manage to conduct themselves on at least a marginal adult level (with the exception of Quasar, and we all know that is for effect.....). Pud doesn't, and doesn't get it.

The difference between a sentient and a moron is that the sentient knows when it's beat, a moron on the other hand, cannot be defeated, simply because it is too dumb to know that the war is over and it was lost.

That is why most successful politicians ( of every spectrum ) are as dumb as 2 bricks covered in sackcloth, submerged in a river in a country that no one knows. But, at least they retire now and then and desist from spouting ever more inanities apon the rest of us.

Footpoomp is too dumb to realise how dumb he actually is

What's a "Pudfark"? damn you crazy kids and your slang