pretty funny

[callmeslick]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz ... ey-stalker

[Pudfark]

It don't take much to amuse ewe.

[callmeslick]

I'm here, aren't I?

[Pudfark]

I'm here, aren't I?

yes you are and here is where you belong.

Old Pudfark sez: " in a 'humerus' weigh, I see the humor in yer I "

[callmeslick]

nah, I'm thinking not....

[HappyHappy]

You are here because I commanded you to return.

[callmeslick]

You are here because I commanded you to return.

why would you command someone you have on ignore? Fuckwit. You are, and have always been, my drooling
lapdog. Now, get over yourownself and fetch my slippers.

[HappyHappy]

See, when I say Jump! you only ask how high.....

[Reservoir_Dog]

You are here because I commanded you to return.

What an idiot.

[callmeslick]

whine, whine, WOOF!!,WOOF!!....

here, have a treat! Sit up and beg, little doggie!