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Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:45 pm
by HappyHappy
Love em, I just love fucking with their puny minds.

Ring, ring, ring

Hello

Him: Hi I am doing a survey of YOUR neighborhood for whatsamatta U and joe's news network. (I don't remember the bogus names this idiot used)

Me: What neighbothood are you referring to?

Him: You live in NH don't you?

Me: Yes indeed.

Him: I have a few questions about the candidates.

Me: Where are you calling from?

Him: New York.

Me: (already realizing this is a Hillary push call) what party are you pushing?

Him: we are not pushing anything.

Me: This is obviously a Hillary push call.

Him: You are voting for Hillary?

Me: No way in Hell. I am what you call a RUBBER STAMP REPUBLICAN I don't vote for Fascists or Communists.

As I shut off the cell phone I hear him YELL "WE ARE NOT FASCISTS OR COMMUNISTS!"

Snapping sound as cell phone closes...

Fukkem.

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:53 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
You're sooooooooooooo tolerant! :lol:

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:01 pm
by HappyHappy
Commieshit/RD is an EXCEPTIONAL asshole, that should qualify him.

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:04 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
You're soooooooooo tolerant! :lol:

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:04 pm
by callmeslick
HappyHappy wrote:Commieshit/RD is an EXCEPTIONAL asshole, that should qualify him.
there's two of us nitwit. Not only intolerant, but rude on the phone and a dick. As usual.

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:06 pm
by HappyHappy
LMAO, a layer cake of ignorance!
I am not reading your CRAP Commieshit, even from your alter ego!

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:10 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SLAPPY'S INTOLERANT BEHAVIOR!
I'M UNFRIENDING HIM ON FACEBOOK !!!

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:12 pm
by callmeslick
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

stop that!! I hurt myself a bit, laughing.

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:13 pm
by HappyHappy
LMAO, a layer cake of ignorance!
I am not reading your CRAP Commieshit, even from your alter ego!

Re: Push phone calls.....

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:14 pm
by callmeslick
HappyHappy wrote:LMAO, I'm a layer cake of ignorance!
nah, more like a fruitcake.