Push phone calls.....
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:45 pm
Love em, I just love fucking with their puny minds.
Ring, ring, ring
Hello
Him: Hi I am doing a survey of YOUR neighborhood for whatsamatta U and joe's news network. (I don't remember the bogus names this idiot used)
Me: What neighbothood are you referring to?
Him: You live in NH don't you?
Me: Yes indeed.
Him: I have a few questions about the candidates.
Me: Where are you calling from?
Him: New York.
Me: (already realizing this is a Hillary push call) what party are you pushing?
Him: we are not pushing anything.
Me: This is obviously a Hillary push call.
Him: You are voting for Hillary?
Me: No way in Hell. I am what you call a RUBBER STAMP REPUBLICAN I don't vote for Fascists or Communists.
As I shut off the cell phone I hear him YELL "WE ARE NOT FASCISTS OR COMMUNISTS!"
Snapping sound as cell phone closes...
Fukkem.
Ring, ring, ring
Hello
Him: Hi I am doing a survey of YOUR neighborhood for whatsamatta U and joe's news network. (I don't remember the bogus names this idiot used)
Me: What neighbothood are you referring to?
Him: You live in NH don't you?
Me: Yes indeed.
Him: I have a few questions about the candidates.
Me: Where are you calling from?
Him: New York.
Me: (already realizing this is a Hillary push call) what party are you pushing?
Him: we are not pushing anything.
Me: This is obviously a Hillary push call.
Him: You are voting for Hillary?
Me: No way in Hell. I am what you call a RUBBER STAMP REPUBLICAN I don't vote for Fascists or Communists.
As I shut off the cell phone I hear him YELL "WE ARE NOT FASCISTS OR COMMUNISTS!"
Snapping sound as cell phone closes...
Fukkem.