The Pudfark "I served" conundrum.
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:38 pm
I figured it out. It's all crystal clear. It was right in front of our noses the entire time.
Pud is completely full of bullshit.
He's never actually come straight out and said he served. He just INSINUATES that he has. He says things like "You never served, bitch" or "I was the one they called when the shit hit the fan" or "While I was out in the rain...in the 'thick' of it" ... but he's never actually come straight out and said "I served". He just INSINUATES that he has!
He's full of shit, but Pud probably thinks that's okay because ... after all ... it's just the internet. Right? No harm, no foul. Right?
But here's the kicker. He won't tell HOW he served.
He desperately avoids actually telling HOW he served. No matter how many times he's been asked, he deflects the question EVERY TIME.
And here's why.
If Pud says he served ... and it's a lie ... that's THEFT OF HONOR! And Pud doesn't want to cross that line. He doesn't what to be an HONOR THIEF. Not wanting to be an HONOR THIEF is admirable. But why then did he take his bullshit there in the first place? Internet bravado? Keyboard bravery? ... Most likely.
And now he's saying bullshit like "I don't like to talk about it" and "I just did it for myself".
BULLSHIT!
If he doesn't like to talk about it and he just did it for himself ... why does he take every possible opportunity he can get to throw it in Slick's face?!?!
Pud never served.
Pud is completely full of shit.
He's just a wanna-be HONOR THIEF who can't pull the trigger!
Pud is completely full of bullshit.
He's never actually come straight out and said he served. He just INSINUATES that he has. He says things like "You never served, bitch" or "I was the one they called when the shit hit the fan" or "While I was out in the rain...in the 'thick' of it" ... but he's never actually come straight out and said "I served". He just INSINUATES that he has!
He's full of shit, but Pud probably thinks that's okay because ... after all ... it's just the internet. Right? No harm, no foul. Right?
But here's the kicker. He won't tell HOW he served.
He desperately avoids actually telling HOW he served. No matter how many times he's been asked, he deflects the question EVERY TIME.
And here's why.
If Pud says he served ... and it's a lie ... that's THEFT OF HONOR! And Pud doesn't want to cross that line. He doesn't what to be an HONOR THIEF. Not wanting to be an HONOR THIEF is admirable. But why then did he take his bullshit there in the first place? Internet bravado? Keyboard bravery? ... Most likely.
And now he's saying bullshit like "I don't like to talk about it" and "I just did it for myself".
BULLSHIT!
If he doesn't like to talk about it and he just did it for himself ... why does he take every possible opportunity he can get to throw it in Slick's face?!?!
Pud never served.
Pud is completely full of shit.
He's just a wanna-be HONOR THIEF who can't pull the trigger!