A Complete Waste of Space

great fucking story, but I would've loved to have seen Keith slice his ass up.


http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/music ... ing-stones

I turn around. He’s got 40 of the crew with tire irons and hockey sticks and screwdrivers.

NEVER fuck with a Canadian holding a hockey stick!

I fucked a pretty 19 year old Canadian while she was dressed
like an NHL Montreal Canadian holding a hockey stick.
She was tight! She squealed and cried "it's too big!", then wanted more

that's because she was a he.










L O L A, Lola!! All together now!

“I opened my big mouth in the meeting with the Rolling Stones where they go, ‘This is all great, but we’re not going to be affiliated with Donald Trump. At all. Screw you.’ And I go, ‘I will control Donald Trump! Don’t you worry!'”