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A quick note for Slappy.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:09 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
The razor goes DOWN your wrist. Not ACROSS it. Don't fuck it up. And do your wife a favour and sit in the bathtub when you do it. Less mess for her to clean up.

Re: A quick note for Slappy.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:23 am
by HappyHappy
"The razor goes DOWN your wrist. Not ACROSS it. Don't fuck it up. And do your wife a favour and sit in the bathtub when you do it. Less mess for her to clean up."

Best if you slit the inside of your thigh
where the Femoral artery is closest to the skin.

Re: A quick note for Slappy.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:43 pm
by Pudfark
Reservoir_Dog wrote:The razor goes DOWN your wrist. Not ACROSS it. Don't fuck it up. And do your wife a favour and sit in the bathtub when you do it. Less mess for her to clean up.
@Tolwyn......when is this shit gonna stop?

Re: A quick note for Slappy.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:05 pm
by callmeslick
from a daily summary from Meet the Press daily:
"A spate of new polling shows that the initial evidence of a significant post-convention bounce for Hillary Clinton is looking like it COULD become a sturdy lead for the Democratic nominee. A new Franklin and Marshall College poll of Pennsylvania shows Clinton with an 11 point lead over Trump, 49 percent to 38 percent. A Detroit News/WDIV-TV poll of Michigan voters finds a nine point lead for the former secretary of state, 41 percent to 32 percent. And a fresh WBUR/MassINC poll this morning shows Clinton opening up a 15 point lead over the GOP nominee in New Hampshire, 47 percent to 32 percent. Add that to national polls this week from NBC News|SurveyMonkey (Clinton +8), CNN/ORC (Clinton +9) and FOX News (Clinton +10). Bottom line: Trump couldn't have picked a worse week to have a DISASTROUS week. Clinton was already in the midst of a convention bump, and Trump exacerbated it with his series of unforced errors and unnecessary fights. The next question: How does the Trump campaign react in the next week, when even more national and state polls are likely to show a similar gap between the two candidates?

Fifteen Fucking Percent in New Hampshire? Also, Georgia is a dead-heat. Georgia! My friends in the field are convinced that Texas will be in play before this is over.

Re: A quick note for Slappy.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:41 pm
by Pudfark
Pudfark wrote:
Reservoir_Dog wrote:The razor goes DOWN your wrist. Not ACROSS it. Don't fuck it up. And do your wife a favour and sit in the bathtub when you do it. Less mess for her to clean up.
@Tolwyn......when is this shit gonna stop?