Meanwhile, over at Bleatfart ....
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:38 am
Reporter: "Slow news day, boss. Everything is quiet out there. I've got nothing to write about.
Senior Editor: "Make something up, you idiot."
Reporter: "Pardon?"
Senior Editor: "Go write a story about how Trump is winning in Pennsylvania."
Reporter: "But Hillary is killing him in Pennsylvania. I'll have nothing to back up my story."
Senior Editor: "What the flying fuck does that have to do with anything? Are you looking to be unemployed?"
Reporter: "I'm on it"
Senior Editor: "And mention that Dr. Drew thinks Hillary has leukemia."
Reporter: "Does he? Does she?"
Senior Editor: "WHAT!"
Reporter: "I'm on it."
Senior Editor: "Make something up, you idiot."
Reporter: "Pardon?"
Senior Editor: "Go write a story about how Trump is winning in Pennsylvania."
Reporter: "But Hillary is killing him in Pennsylvania. I'll have nothing to back up my story."
Senior Editor: "What the flying fuck does that have to do with anything? Are you looking to be unemployed?"
Reporter: "I'm on it"
Senior Editor: "And mention that Dr. Drew thinks Hillary has leukemia."
Reporter: "Does he? Does she?"
Senior Editor: "WHAT!"
Reporter: "I'm on it."