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Borowitz today
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:25 pm
by callmeslick
......noted that Governor Rick Scott of Florida, who has already banned the usage of the words "climate change","global warming" or "sea level rise" in all State Publications, is currently scrambling to ban the phrases, "180 mph sustained winds", "catastrophic flooding" or "run for your fucking lives".
Re: Borowitz today
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:14 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
Looks like Trump is going to get a chance to pitch more of his ball caps.
Re: Borowitz today
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:55 pm
by callmeslick
Borowitz other piece today was a headline bit. Showed Trump, head in hands in the photo. The caption was: "Trump fears Irma will force him to fake empathy twice in one month".
Re: Borowitz today
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:21 pm
by Reservoir_Dog
callmeslick wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:55 pm
"Trump fears Irma will force him to fake empathy twice in one month".
While he tours the devastation from 50 miles away.
Re: Borowitz today
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:22 pm
by callmeslick
actually, some of us are rooting for the storm to take out the mansion Trump is tryinig to unload in the Virgin Islands and then hit Mar a Lago directly at Cat 5. With him in it.