True Story
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:29 am
Buzz was walking across campus when Happy rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a great bike?", asked Buzz.
Happy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.''
Buzz nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
"Where did you get such a great bike?", asked Buzz.
Happy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.''
Buzz nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."